the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
this will be a night to untag.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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