Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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