But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
