Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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