We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Can I color on your dick again?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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