New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i out mim tonsoeep
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