I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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