all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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