I feel like I'm in dance class right now
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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