my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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