Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
