wake up i wanna do it froggy style
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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