Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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