We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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