i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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