she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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