Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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