There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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