I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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