when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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