i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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