i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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