God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
be right there i have to get my cape
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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