ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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