he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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