I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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