with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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