dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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