He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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