put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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