my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
did you just send me my own nude
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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