3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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