Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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