if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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