Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
tell me about the eggs
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