Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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