i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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