maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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