mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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