I wanna passion pit in your ass
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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