oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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