no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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