Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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