This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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