The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
is it fun? or sober?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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