just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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