Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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