I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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