if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Randomize
