i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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