bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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