So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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