im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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