I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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