There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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