i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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