The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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