420 ftw
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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